Much Madness

8pm: w00t! Got my first paycheck with my new PSO company today and it's more than I expected it to be, even if all my minutes were paid at the maximum rate!

11:50pm: My least favorite part of my job is how I am just tossed aside without an afterthought like a used, sticky tissue when they are done. I treasure the callers who take the time to say thank you.

3am: I really wish that these guys knew how to talk on the phone so that I can understand them. Mumbling and whispering so that I can't hear you is not conducive to a hot conversation!!!

4:15am: Logged 4hr 15min, talked 125min, 17 calls. Tired of the chat line, logging in to give the Brits a chance before I crash for the night.


Sadly, there were no truly interesting calls on the chat line tonight.

I think I may have lost one of my regulars, SSG, because our rates have gone up. Instead of being a VIP girl, I am now a Platinum girl. I didn't realize that change had not yet gone into effect. We were notified at the first of the year that it was changing. It actually was supposed to happen right before I started because they gave us a pay increase. They changed the name from Platinum to VIP to justify the rate increase. Apparently there are Premium girls as well, which don't work for my company, I guess. I haven't heard anything about them. Anyway, SSG said that while I deserve the pay increase because I'm good, he can get Premium girls to do the same things for less. So *shrug*. He's the first person that's mentioned anything about it.

I was so happy to get my paycheck today. And to see that it was even more than I expected it to be! Only by a few dollars, but I was paid more than $0.30/min for all of my minutes. Not just the ones over 1500 and/or during "happy hour." Unfortunately there wasn't a breakdown of my pay rate on my check stub. There was some talk of a "perfect attendance" bonus when I was hired, but I've never been told anything official.

6:50am: With the Brits, I logged 2hr 27 min, talked 1hr 16min, 5 calls, longest call 44 min. Those guys are so sweet! Totals for the night: logged 6hr 42 min, talked 3hr 31min, 22 calls.

5:25am: Logged 4.5hrs, talked 152 min, 15 calls, longest call 53min. Lots of Daddy calls tonight.

Tonight was mostly steady until the last hour or so, which I've noticed is typical for the 1am-5am shift. Things really slow down around 4am.

I didn't have any favored regulars call tonight, but I'm pretty sure I made a new regular. He was my favorite and longest call tonight for 53 minutes. Sadly, I can't remember his name to give him a nickname, but I think it started with a D so we'll go with DBB (baby boy). It started off with him saying that he wanted to lick my pussy and please me. After a few minutes he said something about his girlfriend being out of town for work. He kept telling me that he would do anything to please me, that he wanted to take care of my pussy. Then he called me Mommy, which was fine with me. I went with it. Eventually he was telling me about his girlfriend being a "bad girl," that she was a stripper and she fucked men supposedly "just for the money" but he thinks she really did it because she likes it. He was really very sweet because I was completely accommodating to him, following his every lead. He kept saying, "Oh Josie, oh Josie". And he told me he loved me, that he would think about me and my pussy when he is with his girlfriend. At the end of the call he called me a sweetheart and said he would call me again soon.

I did have several Daddy calls tonight. One was SSG. He was a very quick call. I don't think I'm his favorite girl, although we've talked several times now. I know exactly what he wants so I always send him a message as soon as he logs on, usually around 5am.

My least favorite call was the one where I had to make gagging deep throat noises for like 10 minutes straight. I actually really started to gag and cough toward the end of that one. Truth in fantasy.

This has been a slow pay period. With 4 days left to go, I only have 1373 minutes. That's mostly my fault as I haven't even put 40 hours into it. I've just been so tired. I've got to get on the ball and get that rhythm going again! Also, I think they've either been pretty slow or they've hired more girls, because I haven't been receiving a lot of texts begging us to log in to help out.

And now I'm off to bed. I only got 3 hours of sleep after work yesterday because I met my former coworker from my last job for lunch. I got a tiny nap yesterday afternoon, but it wasn't enough. I plan on logging in early and working late tonight!

11:30am: Tonight's off to a great start so far! Let's keep 'em cumming. ;) Also, while I like calls where they do the talking, sometimes all that panting and moaning makes me a bit light-headed!

6am: Logged 6 hours, talked 246 minutes, 21 calls. This was the night of confessions. I like getting everyone's dirty secrets.

Business was steady tonight. Lots of little calls. Calls where they tell me they want something, but apparently I either give it to them so well that they can't last, or I don't do it exactly as they want it so they hang up. "I want to be your little bitch. I want to do whatever you want. I want to please you any way you wish." But of course it's not really about me. It never is, no matter what they say.

My regular JNY called to chat for an hour. Again, no sex, just general conversation. I almost feel sad talking to him. He's obviously very lonely. Why else would he call and spend $??/minute to talk to me for an hour at a time. The call cut off when he ran out of time, but he didn't call back.

I also had several decent, long calls. I got to hear stories of first blow jobs in darkened theaters, given and received. The first time he tasted his own cum. Another guy's. How a drunken blow job in college began a 10+ year secret relationship that their wives don't know about.

One of my last calls is the one that sticks with me. He told me that he was house-sitting for his neighbor, while she and her girls were here in Florida on vacation. When I mentioned them being at Disney, he said, "actually they're in Jacksonville." It made a creepy call even creepier. He was telling me about how he went into the dirty laundry and he was jerking off into the crotch of little cotton panties. And then photographing it. I didn't really have to say much, just mostly listen. I'm really not sure how I feel about that call.

It was busy enough that I could've stayed logged in for longer, but my sleep schedule has been so completely fucked up lately. I'm exhausted. When I first started doing this, it was nothing to stay awake all night on the phone, and then to go to sleep right before the sun came up, sleeping until early to mid-afternoon. Lately, I haven't been able to do that. Either I can't go to bed until between 10am and noon, or if I go to sleep around sunrise, I sleep for a maximum of 4 hours and then wake up. Usually I'll have to pee but then can't go back to sleep. It's starting to take its toll.

I'm going to bed now. Hopefully I'll be able to get some real sleep.

12:30am: Okay, it's time to let the sexiness roll. Bring it on, perverts!

1:15am: I think this job may end up killing any interest I have in handcuffs. I am glad to have a regular who calls multiple times for long calls, but this scenario is getting pretty damn dull.

6am: Logged 5.5hrs, talked 176min, 19 calls. Again, the night started off strong but then ground to a halt. No connections for the last hour. I'm starting to think I need to skip 4am - 6am.

I also logged in for one hour right after I got up yesterday afternoon at 2:30pm, talked for 23 minutes on 4 calls. It wasn't bad and I probably would've talked longer, but I was too hungry. I'm definitely going to work on logging in for more daytime and afternoon hours and skip this early morning stuff.

I'd had my account disabled from the UK service and finally just got it enabled again, so I'll be able to take calls for them again. If I wasn't so tired, I'd try to catch some lunch time calls. At least I have that option again. I've missed my sweet, sexy Brits.

My most frequent caller, SHC, called tonight, twice, for a total of an hour. The first half of the first call he talked about sports and sports betting. Then we got back into the scenario. His time ran out and when he called back, we never continued the scenario, he just talked about sports, sports betting, and his experiences in casinos. He didn't call back again after he got cut off the second time.

I thought I was going to get to talk to MBS (first initial, booty shorts), but when I accepted his connection request, he never came on the line. I think he sent the request before I'd connected with someone else and had logged off by the time I finished that call. I was sad to miss that call. I just love the way he always says he's wearing "tight, tight booty shorts" and when I tell him to do something he says, "anything you want, baby." He's a good little bitch. ;)

I realized tonight I have another regular I've talked to several times. He likes me to be his stepmom. We'll call him BSM (first initial, stepmom). Of course, I can't tell you about that call, but it starts with me catching him jerking off because he left his bedroom door open. I'm sure you can figure out what happens after that.

I had one other sorta-regular, a guy who always calls from working in an isolated security shack, always looking to be Daddy. We'll call him SSG (first initial, security guard).

Big Poppa will be getting up soon and then I am going right to sleep. Tonight's shift will be from 11pm to 4am. Hopefully it'll be a good one.

4:45am: My favorite part of tonight will be taking that sweet man to the darkest, filthiest place he has ever been, where he never knew he wanted to go. And he giggled like a schoolgirl afterward. ;)

5:45am: Logged 6hr 45min, talked 290min, 19 calls. Talked to 2 regulars, pretty sure I've made another. Great first night of the new pay period. :)

My first regular... I need to give them nicknames to distinguish them, we'll call this one JNY (first initial, from NY)... of the night was my 3rd and 4th phone calls. We talked for just over an hour, but not about sex. He didn't even tell me any stories of his tgurl. Tonight I learned he's a retired firefighter who now works a security job. Apparently he was working on 9/11. We didn't really talk about it, he just glossed over it. I always let him lead the conversation. Tonight we talked about Woodstock, Jimi Hendrix, movies, gun laws, crime, things he's seen happen on the subway.

My second regular, we'll call him SHC (first initial, handcuff fetish), was my 11th, 12th, and 13th calls and we talked for almost an hour and a half. Tonight in the installment of our "handcuffed together in a bomb shelter" scenario, we had sex for the first time. And had a fight, followed by makeup sex. This guy is really something else. I don't know how many times the word 'handcuffs' is said during these calls. He doesn't like me to just call them cuffs. I have to say the full word. He also went off on a terrorism/9-11 conspiracy rant. He doesn't think Bin Laden was a real person, just an actor, although he said that the same guy played him for at least 10 years. Additionally, he went off about the commissioner of the NFL. At one point he said something about being a sports writer and that he has a published memoir. His calls are truthfully pretty boring to me, but easy as hell. And he talks for a long time, so it works for me.

My favorite call tonight was from KTB (first initial, toilet bitch), who I am pretty sure I will hear from again. We only talked for about 10 minutes. He's the one I'm talking about in that first status update. The call started off simple enough. He said he wanted to lick my asshole. Well, it very quickly escalated into being so, soooo much dirtier than that. Things I can't talk about here, but you can gather from his nickname. ;) Also all sorts of verbal humiliation and degradation, including cuckholding. It was a lot of fun! For most of the call, I was using a very warm, soothing, quiet voice while leading him further and further into the darkness. By the end I was screaming and cursing at him that he was not allowed to cum, telling him all the things I would do to punish him if he did, calling him every name I could think of. Then I could tell he came really hard. And started giggling. He could barely even speak. He said something to the effect of, "Wow, I can't believe where you took me. You were really good at that. I was just so turned on." Still giggling, and he tried to apologize for being weird. I reassured him that there was nothing weird about it, that he's not the only one who calls for those same exact things. He said he didn't know what was wrong with him (the giggling). I told him that we call that "slutspace" (right, kitten?) and that it's the same kind of release as a really good orgasm, which he had also. He said he would definitely be talking to me again. :)

I also had a couple of Dom calls wanting subby sluts. Ho hum. The first wanted to be called Big Dick Rockstar (no kidding). The second one was another Big Black Daddy who wanted me to tell him over and over that I'm his dirty white whore.

Big surprise, the more calls I take, the more I like the Femdom humiliation and degradation calls. Sissy sluts, toilet bitches, forced feminization, cuckolds. I forgot that the other night I even had a female caller who wanted to be my toilet bitch. Oh, and one guy wanted to be kidnapped, only to wake up to find that he'd been forced to have a sex change. I never get tired of those kinds of calls. I love people saying that want to be my bitch. :D

And now I'm going to go make some cupcakes. 'night!

1am: Tonight's calls feels like Cards Against Humanity, and the winning card is always The Biggest Blackest Dick. Yum.

5am: Another night that started off promising but fizzled. Logged 5hr 6min, talked 132min, 22 calls. My longest call was 13min. Nothing worth a recap tonight. Ho hum.

Although the last few days have been slow, I'm not entirely discouraged. Things were a lot better when I logged in for those extra hours yesterday morning. I'm considering switching to a day shift, which may normalize my life a bit more. The problem with that is that I'm guaranteed that maximum $0.30/min rate for all calls between 2am and 10am. Of course, if I'm talking more than 1500 minutes per pay period, I get that maximum rate for all minutes over 1500. The difference would be $75/period if all my calls were during the day. To make that up, I'd need to be able to talk 250 more minutes during the day than I do at night. Hrm... This will require some thought.

The biggest difference I've had over the last several days is that I've had fewer long calls. Those are really what makes the difference for me. There's no way of knowing how long someone is going to want to talk. I do my best to keep them on the phone as long as I can, though.

Logged in 6hrs, talked 198min, 23 calls. Longest call was my last call for 55min. Slow night.

I'm struggling to find any truly interesting calls to write about tonight. My very first connection request was from a guy wanting scat, but he never answered after I accepted the request. I'm not supposed to decline any request, so I was actually glad about that.

I talked to 3 or 4 regulars, and it's pretty much always a repeat of the same call. Their sissy sluts. They want to suck my cock and let me fuck their asses.

I had a few "familial" calls where they wanted me to be WAY too young. They hung up when I tried to steer them into an allowable direction.

One guy was surprised when he told me he had a big dick and I said I was interested, which leads me to believe he really *did* have a big dick. Like he was genuinely shocked. That was a fun call.

I did have a very hot roleplay call that involved stalking/consensual nonconsent with Laura Prepon as Alex from Orange Is The New Black (he asked me what I would want the girl to look like).

My last caller was a very sweet man on the west coast. We didn't really start talking about sex until the last 15 minutes of the call. I faked an orgasm so well that he said that next time maybe I should pay him. Of course, my fake orgasms sound just like my real orgasms. Some of you know how good those really sound. ;)

Before I logged into my shift tonight, I was contacted by one of the scheduling managers who wanted to know why I didn't book any hours for the weekend. I am not required by my contract to book weekends, and I pointed that out in my response. Another manager replied that in my initial interview I said that I have weekend availability. Yes, I *do* usually have weekend availability, but I don't know what it's going to be until the weekend arrives. I haven't replied to that last email yet. I don't know yet if I'm going to.

Midnight: Ugh, I fully intended to work tonight, but I don't feel like faking sexy at all. I think I might just say fuck it and paint instead. There's some tentacle porn calling my name...

2am: So I decided to log on tonight after all, with my UK service where I can just passively wait for calls. Had one call as soon as I logged in and it lasted 42 min. He did almost all the talking! Easy!

3am: On my 2nd call tonight, which was 58 minutes, we didn't talk about sex at all. We talked about the weather, politics, religion, celebrities, movies, Stephen King. Fascinating. He's calling back!

3:30am: GRRRRR!!! There is really not much in the way of tech support on this service. Calls aren't connecting. I answer and there's nothing there. No response from supposed support. :(

6:30am: I have never in my life said "I am a goddamn filthy motherfucking cock-hungry cum-guzzling whore" so many times in my life...

7:30am: Lesson learned tonight: when I don't feel like logging in, do it anyway because I'll get into it. Logged 2hr 37min, talked 107min, 16 calls. Plus the 42min and 58min calls.


I did not want to log in tonight. I hate to say I'm burned out already, but I really was. Sorta. Mostly I was just tired and lazy. I had been planning on logging on tonight, although I hadn't booked a shift, but when it came down to it, I didn't feel like it. A bit later, as I was playing Catan Online, I figured I might as well log in to the UK because I could just passively sit and wait for calls instead of cycling through the chat line. Might as well get my hours in.

My phone rang almost immediately, but there were no whisper tones and nobody there. Whisper tones at the beginning of the call will tell me what kind of call I'm getting. Tame or explicit are the two most common, but tame always end up being explicit. Anyway, there was nothing, so after about 15 seconds, I hung up. My phone rang again almost immediately and the same thing happened. Then it happened again. The fourth time, I got an Explicit tone. He said he'd been trying to call but apparently I couldn't hear him. That sexy guy and I talked for 42 minutes. He did most of the talking, telling me about all the things he would do for me. All I had to do was moan and make noises for the most part, until the end when we were talking about all the dicks we'd suck together and how we'd take turns. He was really very sweet. And it was another call that I almost felt like *I* should pay him!

After a few more of those empty calls, I got another Explicit tone. He also said he'd tried a few times where he could hear me but I couldn't hear him. We talked for 58 minutes. And never once did we talk about sex. It was a great conversation. We talked about all sorts of things, sharing even personal (but non-identifying) information. About many of my favorite topics: the crazy weather we're having, US vs UK, politics, religion esp. atheism and Scientology (we're in agreement on both), Stephen King, psychotherapy, family issues esp. during the holidays. Soooo much stuff. He was running out of time, but said he was going to get more and call right back. I was so excited!

Sadly, I was not able to receive another successful call after that, but I had about 20 empty calls. :( I filled out a trouble ticket and emailed the company. Finally a company rep called me on my cell phone because they'd been getting complaints about the empty calls, me not being able to hear the callers. I told him I'd called from my cell to my landline with no problem. He called my line directly twice, from a company phone and from his cell phone, but I couldn't hear him either time. So he disabled my account until I could get my line fixed because obviously it's an issue with my provider routing calls from the UK or something.

Right about that time I got a text from my other company, begging for girls to log on because there were callers waiting. So I did. And I was busy almost nonstop. My favorite call was a guy who connected with me twice for about 40 minutes. It started off like a normal call, but when he found out how dirty I am, he just wanted me to say over and over things like, "I am a goddamn filthy motherfucking cock-hungry cum-guzzling whore." I dunno how many times I did that over the course of about 20-25 minutes.

I also role-played a guy doing his wife's sister, a dominant pre-op MtF transsexual, a mommy, and listened to an older man talk about how he was invited into the shower with his 31-year-old stepdaughter.

So, all in all, from 2-7am, I talked 207min. Not bad for a night where I didn't want to work at all. ;)

Tonight was a very frustrating, slow night. Most of the guys just wanted to play message tag, but not connect. And I had several connection requests that I answered where nobody actually connected.

Logged in: 6hr 8min. Talk time: 157min. Total calls: 19. Longest call: just over an hour between 3 calls. Total talk time over 6 days: 1083min.

The only noteworthy call was actually comprised of 3 back to back calls with one older man totaling just over an hour. And during that time, nothing really sexual happened. His greeting said he wanted to roleplay being handcuffed together for an extended period of time (a la The 39 Steps). The first 30-minute call was mostly spent talking about random stuff and our experiences being in handcuffs in a criminal capacity. The roleplay scenario was very convoluted, of course. I was a real estate agent showing him a house. The cops showed up, accused us of being a drug dealing couple and handcuffed us together. Then storm sirens went off signalling that there was a nuclear attack and the cops took off, leaving us handcuffed together. We escaped to a nearby farmhouse with a bomb shelter. Once in the shelter, we tried to get out of the cuffs to no avail. So we had to get accustomed to being stuck with each other, "married" in his mind. We didn't start the scenario until right after he got his 2-minute warning from the system. At the end of the 3rd call we'd just spent the first night together sleeping. After waking up, things were starting to get "romantic" with some kissing. He ran out of time, but said he would call me sometime soon in the future to continue the scenario.

The other interesting thing that happened was that there was a guy who's greeting said he wanted to talk to an open-minded girl, blah blah blah, and then at the end he said he also liked geeky girls. So I replied by saying, "Dr. Who, TNG, Lord of the Rings." He responded very excitedly and totally geeked out. But instead of sending a connection request so we could actually talk, he wanted to just send messages back and forth for about an hour and a half. Very frustrating! I wanted some Amy Pond/Raggedy Man roleplay, damnit! Ah well, no Sonic Screwdriver for me tonight.

Tonight I logged in for 6hr 44min and talked for 263min (4hr 23min) on 20 calls. My last call was again my longest at 1hr 16min. And he was FILTHY. My best call was one I should've paid for. DAMN!!!

Big Poppa thought it would be a good idea for me to blog my best calls. Tonight I had some really interesting ones. No marriage proposals, however.

My absolute best call was a guy who was only interested in getting me off. I really felt like I should be paying him!! He said he wanted someone honest. So I have him honest answers to everything except my name (Josie), age (28), and location (central Florida). He was calling from Ohio and wanted to know what my biggest fantasies are. Then he spun me two tales (we talked for about 45 minutes) that left me breathless. The first involved a surprise gang bang, that had a surprise twist in the end. The second was a public sex scene in a bar with myself, a random stranger, and two of my girlfriends. Hey Dirty Bitch: you were one of them. ;) I told him when I'd be working all this week and he said he'd definitely be calling me again.

My most interesting call was a man who said he needed a dominant woman to give him some marriage advice. He told me that he is a pastor who has only been married for a few months. He said that his wife was considerably younger than he is (I didn't ask how much) and that they had dated a year before they got married. He said when they were dating, she was very shy and reserved, but that once that got married she completely changed. She is now completely dominating him. He wanted to know what would make someone change so drastically like that. I told him that in society and especially in the Bible, we are taught that men should be the dominant ones and that men are generally afraid of dominant women. Maybe she was afraid he'd reject her. As the story unfolded, he told me how he was no longer allowed to watch sports on Sundays, that she made him wear her clothes and watch "girlie" shows. Also, she makes him lists of chores he has to complete. And she makes him pay her for sex (she does not work outside the home and it does not cause financial strain or burden, I asked). All of which he didn't like at first but he said it excites him now. He was just beginning to tell me how she has started to talk to other men on the internet and saying she was going to start seeing them when the call ended. I was hoping that he would come back so I could get the rest of the story but he never did.

Another interesting call involved this guy giving me links to MILF porn on the web and us discussing and collaborating what we would do to the women in the photos. The scenarios were generally that they were bored housewives who made service calls and we answered them. He was very much an ass man (as am I), so it was a very good call. Here are links to the first, second, and third photos we discussed.

My longest call was my last call and we talked for 1 hour and 16 minutes. The call would've been longer but A. my cordless phone was about to die any second, and B. he'd run out of time on the system. That call ended just before Big Poppa's alarm went off. That call was all over the place! He sounded very young. We started talking about me sucking his cock. I think. The call was so long that I can't really remember for sure. I know that we discussed things that I am not allowed to write about here on Fet (scatalogical and familial). He also told me about all the dicks he's sucked and how many time he had his ass filled with cum. And we talked me doing some serious CBT on him that involved slapping, biting, stomping, door-slamming, and extreme pulling and twisting. It was a long, crazy call. And he said he'd call me again soon.

Definitely not your average, run-of-the-mill calls. I wonder what tonight will bring.